2011 HOF Speeches

FREEDOM For FLORIDA LUKE

KTC Logo BlueHERE I AM AT ALMOST 200 DAYS QUIT SO ITS ABOUT TIME TO WRITE A SPEECH.
WE JUST MOVED TO MISSISSIPPI FROM LAS VEGAS. I WAS IN THE 6TH GRADE. I DIDNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS YET. I WANTED TO FIT IN JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. NEW STATE NEW SCHOOL NEW EVERYTHING. I WAS HANGING OUT AT WITH SOME KIDS AND HE SAID HE MAN YOU WANT A DIP. I SAID WHATS A DIP. HE SAID ITS LIKE CHEW BUT YOU PUT IT IN YOUR LIP AND SPIT. I SAID WELL OK. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER MY FIRST DIP SKOAL CHERRY. I LOVED THE SMELL OF IT. IT BURNT MY LIP SO BAD AND I SWALLOWED A LITTLE BUT NEVER GOT SICK. WE THEN DECIDED TO JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINE. WOW I STAYED DIZZY FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER. THEN THE NEXT DAY I HAD ANOTHER AND ANOTHER BUT I COULD NOT BE ADDICTED AT 12 OR 13. I AM JUST A LITTLE KID. LOOKING BACK YEAH I WAS ADDICTED AS HELL THE NIC BITCH GO MY ASS. I WAS DIPPING IN THE SHOWER WALKING THE DOG TO GET A DIP IN. I DID ANYTHING I COULD DO TO SNEAK OFF AND GET A DIP. MY FRIENDS BROTHER WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BUY IT SO BEFORE I KNEW IT I WAS 14 DIPPING ALMOST 2 CANS A DAY. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT I WAS 14 ALREADYY DIPPING 2 CANS A DAY. I WOULD DIP ALL DAY THE SECOND I WOKE UP UNTIL I WENT TO SLEEP. I DIPPED ALL DAY IN SCHOOL EVEN WHEN I ATE DINNER I HAD A DIP IN. I WOULD EVEN FALL ASLEEP WITH A DIP IN AND HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY MOM WHY MY BEDSHEET WAS A FUNNY COLOR. I WAS NOT ADDCITED THOUGH I WAS ONLY 14. I WAS UNSTOPPABLE. DIPPED ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. THE SECOND I TURNED 18 LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING I WAS AT THE STORE AND BOUGHT 2 LOGS OF CHERRY SKOAL. NEVER CHANGED BRANDS YET. AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I JOINED THE NAVY. I WOULD QUIT BECAUSE I COLULD NOT DIP IN BOOT CAMP. WELL ON THE WAY TO BOOT I STRAPPED SOME DIP IN A ZIPLOC BAG TO MY INNER LEG. WANTED TOM GET THAT LAST DIP IN. WAS I ADDICTED HELL NO I CAN QUIT ANYTIME DIDNT WANT TO BECAUSE I ENJOYED DIPPING. AFTER BOOT CAMP WHEN I WENT HOME FOR LEAVE I DID NOT DIP I QUIT RIGHT?? NOW I GOT ON THE SHIP 5 DECKS BELOW AND SOMEONE WAS PACKING A CAN OF CHERRY SKOAL. THE NIC NITCH WHISPERED IN MY EAR. YOU CAN HAVE ONE YOUR NOT AN ADDICT. I HAD A BIG DIP. NEXT DAY IM DIPPING 2 CANS AGAIN AFTER BEING QUIT FOR OBER 3 MONTHS. NOW YEARS LATER STILL DIPPING TRIED TO QUIT MANY TIMES. WOULD QUIT A COUPLE OF HOURS TO A COUPLE OF DAYS BUT THE NIC BITCH WOULD WHIPSER IN MY EAR HELLO SEXY IM HERE FOR YOU.I ACTUALLY PUT KTC IN MY FAVORITE PLACE FOR 2 YEARS BUT WAS NOT REASY AT THE TIME TO QUIT. I ACTUALLY PLANNED MY QUIT. MOST FAIL WHEN YOU PLAN YOUR QUIT. IT WAS GOING TO BE SEPT 11.2010. WELL I FAILED AND ENDED UP QUITTING ON SEPT 15, 2010. I CAN NOT POSSIBLY NAME EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME BECAUSE I WOULD LEAVE ALOT OF PEOPLE OUT. I WANT TO THANK THE VETS, MY GROUP WHICH I LOVE TO DEATH AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR GO GUARD DEC 2010. YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY AND ALWAYS WILL BE AND TO THE NEWBIES YOU GUYS KEEP MY QUIT STRONG. REMEMBER FOLKS ITS NOT A PRINGLES CHIP YOU CANT HAVE JUST ONE. RIGHT BEFORE I QUIT I WAS UP TO ALMOST 3 CANS A DAY. I DIPPED EVERY WAKING MINUTE EVEN WHEN I ATE AND DID THE FUNKY MONKEY I AM IN CHARGE OF MY LIFE NOW. ANYONE ON KTC NEED ANYTHING YOU MESSAGE ME AND I WILL HELP YOU ANYWAY I CAN.
DONT MIND MY CAPS I AM NOT YELLING AND I HATE TYPING SO IM NOT GOING TO EDIT IT YOU GET IT RAW. I TYPED THIS WHILE FLYIN HOME TO FLORIDA.I COULD GO ON AND ON BUT YOU DECIDE EVERYDAY WHETHER OR NOT TO PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH SO FUCKEN DONT.THE POWER OF POSTING ROLL IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. LETS ALL QUIT TODAY.

GOD BLESS

NOTE: This piece written by KillTheCan.org forum member FLORIDA LUKE

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