Ode To The Quitter

Ode to Nolaq’s Printer

Nolaq & His PrinterDon’t know how I missed it, cuz this one’s a winner.
This is an Ode ’bout dear Nolaq’s old printer.
Nolaq is short for “NoOneLikesAQuitter”
And after writing this Ode, I’ll be laughing in the shitter.
I guess no one told him, that printers get old,
And when you update your systems, the darn things won’t hold.
So what did he do? He called for some help.
The call went overseas, a blow way below his belt.
I mean he’s already pissed, he’s dealing with his quit,
And now its “Habib” and he knows his shit.
He tells him the truth, “Me sorry, no work”
“You go buy new printer, stop acting like jerk”.
Old Nolaq get’s pissed, I’m sure he did shout.
Then jumped in Wildcards and started to pout.
Everyone told him, the damn thing got old.
It lived for six years, He would not be consoled.
He bought that old thing way back in ’05,
The rant was ’11, no way it’s alive.
I may not know much, but one thing I do,
Old Nolaq was livid, just count his FU’s….
Is the printer still working, or is it in heaven?
Is Nolaq still using his old Windows Seven?
From what I have read, Old Nolaq needs a pass,
His last post on the subject? “You can kiss my White ASS”….
So when you read this, Let him know you still care,
His group is June ’10, go post with him there….

NOTE: This is part of the Ode To The Quitter series written by KillTheCan.org forum member Phillip.
For more details see Ode To The Quitter.

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