P-Q4 and 2can said “Go cold turkey Man, Flush it all!”,
So I loaded up twelve cans and went to the bathroom stall.
It took three flushes to get rid of It,
(Two more flushes than a typical shit:)
Now that was seven days ago and I’m still dip free,
I remember “The Flush” every time I go pee.
So F-U tobacco and Nicotine can kiss my ass,
I’m saving my teeth, gum’s and storing some cash.
I’ve been a bit grouchy during my quit,
So if you don’t like my poem you can suck my di*k.
I’m not sayin it’s been easy or fun not having a good pinch,
But at least for now and ever I won’t be Copenhagen’s bitch!