Justification BS

A cave is giving into a thought process that will lead you to a relapse. As in

1. I am sooooo sad my pet turtle fluffykins died I just can’t handle it , I’m going to have to have a chew.
2. My lovely wife butter tits is being such a bitch, fuck it I’m going to get a dip
3. I got fired from my temp job at dolphin world, I bet a lipper would help
4. I’m pissed at my boss for making me blow tranny’s for wooden nickels behind the church on Sundays. He is such a dick, I know I’ll feel better with a wad.
5. I’m too sleepy to drive all the way to crack whore mountain . I NEED a chew to stay awake.
6. I can’t hunt beaver tailed wombats without a dip, it just not the same hunting without a dip
7. I can’t fish without one either, its just not fishing.
8. I’ll just have one during the superbowl, world series, girls field hockey championship. Watching sports without a dip, its just not the same
9. Man, I don’t think I can play Segasonynintendovision seizure mania II without a dip.
10. I need it to relax
11. I need it to concentrate, I’ll quit again after finals, big project, new case, last case, tomorrow………………..
12. I’m a dick when I try to quit
13. Its my friend, it is always there for me
14. All my buddies do it
15. I’m only 22, I have plenty of time before I get cancer, my buddies uncles cousin dipped for 30 years and he’s still here
16. Im sad, lonely, tired, hungry, horny, too ugly, too good lookin, too cool, too old, too young, too smart, too stupid, too addicted, too fat, not ready.
17. My grandma, wife, daughter , sister, brother, son, father, uncle , cousin, friend, grandpa, co-worker, pet Moose died and I’m just going thru alot so maybe it would be best if I didn’t quit right now.
18. I’ll gain too much weight
19. At least its not cigarettes, its not that bad for me
20. I can quit anytime I want.
21. I quit for a week, a day, a month, a year, I DESERVE a chew
22. Just one at the ____________ ( insert stupid use rationalization here)
23. I’m soooo stressed
24. I’m getting a divorce, my girlfriend Steve just broke up with me
25. Everybody dies of something
26. The odds of dying from dip are pretty slim, so I’m good
27. They just do those biopsys to scare guys, I’m sure Im fine.
28. Its who I am
29. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

I can name a million excuses from a million cavers since I have begun posting roll here. In addiction circles I believe they call them use rationalizations. My personal one was that I could control it. The fallacy of just one. Like cheesecheck said, they are plans to cave. The one you see here alot is , the guys on this site are big meanies so I’m taking my ball and going home. Generally a day one follows somewhere soon after. If you CHOOSE to believe those little lies you choose to cave. There is nothing in the world that chew is good for, except to keep you addicted to chew. That and nicotine is a potent insecticide, so if you have beaver bats, bug eyed carpet toads, or philippino snatch flies, dip is good for that too.

No one can break your quit but you, ya douchetards. Its really the easiest hard thing you’ll ever do, of course you can make it the hardest easiest thing too. Not putting nicotine into your body= 100% success rate.

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NOTE: This piece written by KillTheCan.org community member Skoal Monster