QuittinTime’s 4 Step Program

QuittinTime's 4 Step PlanStep 1: Take that can of copenskodihuskgrizzletimbrshit and open the lid, and dump that shit down the big round white thingy in the the little room in your house, pull the handle on the big round white thingy and watch it spin into oblivion, then tap the can several times to get out all the flakes and flush again, then one more time to get the shit off the rim.

Step 2: Take that empty can of copenskodihuskgrizzletimbrshit outside away from anything flammable and throw it on the ground, stomp the living dog shit out of it, pour some lighter fluid, gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene, or some other flammable liquid onto the can. Stand back about 6 to 8 feet and toss a match into the f-u-c-k-e-r and watch it burn……..burn baby burn! Do a dance around the worthless son of a b-i-t-c-h. When the flames die down, stomp the shit of the metal lid (if applicable).

Step 3: Bury the remains……….say a few words if you wish.

Step 4: DO NOT BUY, BUM, STEAL, OR GO NEAR THAT SHIT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA TOLD YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

NOTE: This piece written by KillTheCan.org forum member QuittinTime

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