Obituary For Nicotine

Rest in PeaceNic Bitch, of Lancaster, PA entered into rest at her home on Sunday, September 9, 2007 at 11:00 PM eastern time.

She died from natural causes after a vicious beating from her husband.

She was born in Lancaster, a daughter of the late senior Nick Bitch. She was the wife of Free At Last for 9 years.

She was a loyal, but sometimes demanding wife. She enjoyed doing everything her husband Free did and would follow him everywhere. Never going out of sight for more than an hour or two at a time, even going to the bathroom and showering with him at times.

She enjoyed watching the Philadelphia Eagles with her husband, hanging out with his friends, and making her husband spit.

Surviving in addition to her husband is the rest of Free’s free life without her.

She was preceded in death by a brother, Alcohol Bitch, who died several months earlier.

Services where held on Wednesday, September 12, 2007, along a nearby back road, where her husband crushed her remains and threw her ashes as far as he could into the woods. It was a very touching and emotional experience.

Memorial contributions can be made to the surviving husband by emailing him for an address.

NOTE: This piece written by forum member free-at-last!

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